Thursday, January 26, 2006

Adrien Grenier's Filthy Threesome

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Manwhore Adrien Grenier of Entourage is putting the dance in Sundance. The horizontal trouser dance, we mean. According to the Page Sixxies:

"ADRIAN Grenier is cutting quite a swath through the Sundance Film Festival. First, the swarthy 'Entourage' stud came to the aid of a publicist who passed out from 'altitude sickness' at a boozy house party, and now comes word that he enjoyed a threesome with two lovely ladies from the pop-culture Web site doubleagent.com."

Well, one can't expect discretion from people who work for a place called doubleagent.

"..Grenier met the women Tuesday while perusing the sexy goodies at the Booty Suite in the Canyons Hotel, which gave out sex toys and lingerie."

We'll refrain from making any "booty" jokes. It's low hanging comedic fruit. Too easy.

"... Our spy said, 'Adrian grabbed the bonding tape, vibrating couples ring, and the beaded blindfold and left with the two girls. One of the girls came back [yesterday] and said they had put the toys to good use that night and had a threesome.'"

The permutations of acts three consenting adults can pull off with a "vibrating couples ring" boggle the imagination. Filthy -- and: We're so jealous. More here.

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