Monday, August 29, 2005

Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...

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Through the magic of computer generated animation, TheCobrasnake was able to perfectly simulate in some unknown urban hipster the concave ass structure of a crackhead. (image via cobrasnake)

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Downtown Hipster Party, or San Francisco's Tenderloin District, circa 1976? (images via thecobrasnake)

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He had her at the greasy hair. His candy-colored polyester is just lagniappe at this point. (image via thecobrasnake)

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"But, yes, I do suppose that if it all came down to brass tacks, a Hobbit could kick a Unicorn's ass if they were to throw down." (image via thecobrasnake)

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... And immediately after the angel of sobriety disappeared in a cloud of psychedelic smoke, a really "greazy"-looking Dutch devil appeared over his left shoulder, offering Ari some hash brownies and some kind "Yellow Cab Buds." (image via thecobrasnake)

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"Hey guys, I'm 'down,' with the ironical inverted commas and all that ... shizzle (Flashes southcentral crips handsignal). I've got liquor, too; anyone want to hang out with me? Anyone? (image via thecobrasnake)


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It was all shits and giggles until a knuckleheaded member of the MTV VMA crew ignited one of Shakira's guineo farts, putting everyone in the arena danger. (image via Hello!Magazine)

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