What The?!

(image via elle)



What the --? (2nd item?) No?

And, via Popbitch, this *alleged* piece:

"A popbitch reader had sex with actor Alan Cumming in New York last year. Alan was described as 'remarkably quiet' during sex, but immediately after sat on the end of the bed, and adopted what was described as a 'tragic-little-boy-lost look', making demands in a very faint voice. Like 'Alan wants water now' and 'Alan wants chips now.'"

Yes? No?