Tuesday, December 07, 2004

The Beckham Kids Castle

According to Ananova, The Beckham's, who so recently received an apology from scraggly Jersey rocker Jon Bon Jovi, are having trouble constructing for their kids ... a goddamned fucking castle:

"The ($233,544) mock fortress faces being pulled down because the couple did not apply for planning permission.

"Work on the wooden structure has been halted after council staff stepped in reports the Mirror.
"Investigators at East Hertfordshire district council instructed solicitors to contact the couple after visiting the couple's home.

"The 30-metre construction, boasting a two-storey main tower, was erected without council clearance.

"Any structure over four metres high requires a planning permit.

"The development, complete with drawbridge, portculls, slides and rope swings, was designed as a Christmas present for Brooklyn, five, and two-year-old Romeo.

"The Beckhams can apply for retrospective planning permission but that would take at least eight weeks. If it is refused the fort will have to be levelled."

The Corsair got a neat stuffed polar bear as a child.

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