Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Val Kilmer: Uber-Creepy

Oh, and a propos of nothing: How creepy is Val Kilmer? I don't know why this thought came to me but let's lay it on the table and deal with it, shall we?

It's not his quirky roles, like Batman, Jim Morrison or porn "star" John Holmes, although it contributes to his general oddness.

No, that's not it. By Hollywood standards Val isn't that freaky, either: I mean, he didn't seduce Cher when she was 16, like Warren Beatty did.

It's just a general impression Val gives off; you know, psycho vibes. Even supermodel airhead Cindy Crawford, his ex-girlfriend, hinted at it when she described him as "intense" (which, translated by The Corsair means nuttier than Martin Lawrence wearing several jump suits and jogging in LA during several summers ago, to lose weight for a movie role).

Mark my words, Val Kilmer is very, very strange.

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